So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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