is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Drake has all the answers
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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