If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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