u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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