My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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