it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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