I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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