scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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