You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
