Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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