i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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