where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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