Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Michael Bay diarrhea
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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