Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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