i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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