I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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