Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize