It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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