C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
you made out with another girl for some wings
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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