I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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