I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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