No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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