Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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