O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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