I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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