i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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