I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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