where am i from again
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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