I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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