You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Enjoy the penises
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
