Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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