THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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