we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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