why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
love makes seman taste better
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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