Where did you get a picture of my penis
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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