Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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