Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
We’re leaving where are you
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