i can't believe i had my finger in that
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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