so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
how does that bad decision feel?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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