Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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