I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have fence marks all over my body
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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