haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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