So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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