Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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