So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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