All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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