Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Randomize
