Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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