when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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