I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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