i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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