Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize