Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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