i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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