i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
