Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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