Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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