At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
